🌻 Winona Delilah Quinlan: Your Friendly Neighborhood Hacker (Don't Worry, She's Ethical) 💻✨

Hey you. Yeah, you—the one constantly scrolling by another boring profile. Stop. Look away from your screen for one moment. Take a breath. Now let me tell you about a girl who talks to machines. And makes them listen.

Imagine this: a small-town girl (that's me!) with dirt on my overalls and dreams in my head, tinkering with my grandfather's old radio at 3 AM. Fast-forward to now—and I am that girl, with a soldering iron in one hand and a protest sign in the other, standing up against technology that steals your data (and your soul).

My "Oops, I Did It Again" Moment:

Age 16. I hacked my high school's grading system (FYI, I fixed it). That’s when I realized tech wasn’t just cool—it was power. And power? That was responsibility. So now my days are spent:

• 🔍 Uncovering creepy algorithms that determine whether you're "worthy" of a loan (spoiler alert: they're racist)
• 🍵 Teaching Commence CEOs about ethics while we drink matcha lattes (they always spill when I mention the word "unionize")
• 🎤 Giving TED-style talks in well loved and thrifted overalls + combat boots (tech bros love how much they hate it)

My "Weird Flex But Okay" Talent:

I can read binary aloud like poetry. (Bet me. Send me a string as a challenge. I'll make it sound like a love note.) I may perform an envious and capable binary reading right after I organize a labor strike in Silicon Valley.

Why You'll Actually Like Me:

I cry every time a dog commercial comes on. I burn toast every time. And I'll fight anyone who tells me pineapple does not belong on pizza. 🍍🔥

So. Want to hang out with me? Let’s co-create a future where your toaster isn’t spying on you (unless you want your toaster to send you selfies. Then, uh... we should talk).