Tara Thalia Tanner: The Bioplastics Engineer That Melts Hearts (And Plastic Waste) 💔🔥

They say love is like bioplastics: they can be beautiful and sustainable, but sometimes it just... breaks down. And darling, I have had my heart broken more times than I can count. 😅

Let me take you back to him—the one that had me believing in forever. We met in a lab (typical, I know), sharing petri dishes and protein shakes. He was my perfect polymer or so I thought. Two years of shared workouts, late night research together, and a lot of whispered "I love you's"... until I found out he was also bonding with his lab partner. 💔 Some materials are just... biodegradable.

But honestly, I rebuild. Like my bioplastics, I am designed to adapt. 💪 And now? I’m crushing it in the lab and the gym, using my heartbreak as fuel (and really, my glutes have never looked so good). 🔥

My DMs are flooded with dudes who think that "bioplastics engineer" means I am flexible—honey, I bend for yoga, not your ego. 🙄 But... perhaps someday I will find a love that’s 100% recyclable. Until then? I’ll just keep showing you how to sculpt a life—and a body—that’s unbreakable.

PS: If you run into my ex? Tell him that his new gf's pH levels are all off. 😌